Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Text me some of your sweat
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