North Korea, Best Korea!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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