He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I checked into jail on foursquare
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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