roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
my shit smells like andre
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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