my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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