in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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