i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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