her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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