Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We named our party play list daddy issues
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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