all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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