some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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