She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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