My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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