Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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