Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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