Small penises have feelings too.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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