We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Someone signed my nipple.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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