I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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