We're like a lot better than the average bears
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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