so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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