I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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