doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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