we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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