I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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