his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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