Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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