ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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