I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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