I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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