Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
