SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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