im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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