All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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