oh god the rape fog is back!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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