these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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