NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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