I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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