I want to stick my p in your. b.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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