You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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