There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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