so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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