i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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