bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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