So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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