Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
and you fell through a lawn chair
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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