i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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