What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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