yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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