I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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