I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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