she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize