Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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