at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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