But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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