I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I touched a dick in church today
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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