Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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