Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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