my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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