id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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