i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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